Mini - Movie Review: Silk
So I watched Silk. Firstly, let me point out that not only do you see some Keira Knightley boob in this, but also that of a pretty hot asian woman. That is one of the great things about movies that come from England versus the United States, they’re not so prudish. Anyway, the theme of the movie surprisingly is about a small town that makes Silk. The problem is that 1 man must travel to Japan to retrieve the silk eggs. In doing so he almost lives a double life. His trip becomes harder and harder each time he makes it. Will he survive? Will he keep Keira as his wife? You’ll get the answers when you watch this movie.
I’ll give it a 3 out 5. It’s good, but is somewhat predictable and I often wonder why certain scenes are in the movie as it seems to jump around sometimes.
I got another Tamsin Egerton movie
The other day, which was awhile ago now, when I sold my old Xbox 360 and picked up a new one (with HDMI), I was looking around and I found Keeping Mum at the store. I had seen this movie on Amazon.com and had plans to order it, but just hadn’t yet. Seeing it in the store though, it became much easier to make the decision, so I bought it.
In case you don’t know, which you probably didn’t this is a British film who stars Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean), Maggie Smith (also in Harry Potter), and Tamsin Egerton (the next Keira Knightley). In it, Tamsin Egerton is just 16, but ‘pulls a knightley’ and shows her tits. (Keira Knightley went topless in the movie ‘The Hole’ at just 16). At one point in the movie, Tamsin’s character says “I’m 17, it’s been legal for a year.” (that’s something that should be added to my why england is better than the united states post)
However, let’s be clear, the plot of the movie sounds great (and it is):
A pastor (Atkinson) preoccupied with writing the perfect sermon fails to realize that his wife is having an affair and his children are up to no good.
Some family secrets are best kept…buried.
It’s definitely a good movie if you ever get the chance to see it. It’s hard to say why without giving too many plot details away. Let me just say though, it’s amazing how well this movie handles chaos. The movie could be really violent, yet it hardly is, and it handles interesting topics oh so well.
Why England is better than than the United States - Maxim Comparison (NSFW)
Honestly, all the people of the United States need to loosen up. In the United States, in Maxim since it is not labeled as ‘porn’ it’s not allowed to show nipple. (Sometimes it has a ‘peak’ or see-through, but that’s still not as good as England.) Just for comparison sake, look at the January 2008 United States Maxim compared to the February 2008 England Maxim.
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| United States, Jan 2008 | England, Feb 2008 |
Lucy Pinder’s hands versus some clothes on Mischa Barton, England wins. “Young Hot Hollywood” Most Wanted versus ‘Kings of Crime” ACTUAL Most Wanted, England wins. Lucy “bares all”, Mischa “makes a movie”, England wins.
Now let’s go inside the magazine.
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| United States | England |
United States, no nudity. England, WOAH! Lucy Pinder has huge natural tits. This is why England is better than the United States. 15 year olds can buy Maxim in England and see the above picture. You’d have to be 18 or maybe 17 in the United States to see that legally. Why?
Military Uniforms and My theory on why Keira Knightley and Keeley Hazell should join the Military
It does not matter if it is the United States Military or the Military of England. Actually, to be honest, I don’t think they should join the military at all. What I do believe is that both of them should wear military uniforms though. This is also not because I think the uniform will make either of them more attractive, although that being said given a good photographer, it could.
No…No…It’s none of that. The reason is actually pretty shocking. Something you’re going to thank me once you’ve read it.
Military Grade pants, made by BDU.com actually “dramatically improve the shapeliness and appearance of a man or woman’s behind”. Research has actually been done to prove this fact.
It’s actually pretty simple to understand. Since the pants are military grade, they have a “double seat” design which is used to maximize durability and strength of the garment for use in high stress combat situations. If you wear them when you’re not running through a combat zone, the design actually serves to tighten up your butt, resulting in a much more appealing, almost “bootylicious” backside for all who don’t them! (This is not to say that Keira and Keeley don’t have that already, but improvement without surgery is always a good thing.)
So, I hope you understand “My theory on why Keira Knightley and Keeley Hazell should join the Military” now or at the very least a theory on how both of them could make their butts look better. That being said, it would work for you as well of course, not just Keira and Keeley.
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